Russell HollyOct. 3, 2013 2:14 pmGeek Gear: 4 badass office toys that will improve any workplace

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Every office needs the proper tools. When you’re in between projects, waiting for code to compile, or the boss is on vacation and you need to blow off some steam, you should have the proper tools handy to deal with the non-task at hand. Whatever the occasion, there’s a handful of things that every office needs to make the most out of this all too infrequent goof off time. What you need are some badass office toys, and we’ve got four of the best out there.

Check out the gallery above for a visual walkthrough, or read on below for out justification of these weighty claim of awesomeness.

Suction cup, full foam jacket

This first in the list is a must-have, no matter what you do for a living. These aren’t just toys, they are survival tools critical to making it through the work day. Nerf guns — no matter how big or small — should be tucked away just in case you need to send a message or break an uncomfortable silence.

You can get single shot Nerf weapons for under $10, and enough ammo to keep you going even after the office manager comes and confiscates a few rounds. If you’re in a more entrenched combat situation, heavy duty Nerf weaponry gets a little pricey. That’s before you get into the deep, dark world of Nerf modding to optimize firing speed or effective range. Nerf weaponry is the best place to start, and if you don’t have one at your desk already you should really get to it.

The drone wars

Next up on the “must have” list is some kind of remote controlled distraction. Something that makes just enough noise to bother everyone in the office, but when they stop and look at what you are doing the mood changes from annoyed to amused. The best thing for most offices to accomplish this is the Parrot AR Drone. It’s a torso-sized quadcopter than can be driven with just about any smartphone or tablet in the office, so anyone can pick it up and enjoy themselves.

The AR Drone comes with a mounted camera that you can use to record whatever is going on over with the guys on the other side of the office, all controlled from within the app. There’s a padded casing that protects it from smacking into anything or anyone while flying it around indoors, and you can remove this padding when you take it outside and get a little more creative in flying it around. It’s hard to imagine a good reason not to have one of these in the office.

Warriors of light

The next item on our list of awesome office toys is equal parts dangerous and incredible. Sometimes you have a little more time to kill than others, and in those situations it’s great to dim the lights and bust out the 1W super laser from Wicked Lasers. They make this lightsaber-sized lasers in multiple colors, and even on their lowest setting they are bright enough to cause damage to the eyes. It’s best to use the special glasses that come with this laser, but once you do there’s all kinds of fun to be had.

As long as you aren’t accidentally setting things on fire, you can create some really cool light shows even in broad daylight. Also, Wicked Lasers sells and actual lightsaber attachment, allowing you to stroll through the office and demonstrate your clear dominance over the rest of the keyboard monkeys.

Magic plasma ball

Finally, there’s a piece of your childhood that really belongs in your office. Something that every single person you know would smile as they interacted with it, no matter what was going on. You can play with it when you’re on the phone, or when you’re in between tasks. The immortal Plasma Ball is something that adds fun to every office setting. They are almost always inexpensive, unless you opt for a larger version, and many of them are even USB powered now. They could be used as desk accessories or water cooler silliness. It’s one of those things that is almost always considered harmless fun, and way less likely to get you in trouble than the other things on our list.

There’s no shortage of other interesting and amusing things to have around the office, and thankfully very few of them have anything to do with getting actual work done.

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極客裝備：可以改善任何工作場所的4大辦公室玩具 geek齒輪：4個辦公室玩具，將提高任何辦公效率。

每個辦公室需要合適的工具。當你在項目之間，等待程序進行編譯，或者老板去度假了，你需要發泄一下，你應該有適當的工具，方便在手與非任務處理。不管是什么場合，每個辦公室需要充分利用這個非常罕見的偷懶時間。你需要的是一些壞蛋辦公室玩具。

看看畫廊之上為視覺漫游，或閱讀下面的這些重大索賠的魅力的理由。

吸盤，充滿泡沫外套

第一列表中是必不可少的，無論你是做什么的。這些都不只是玩具，他們是生存的工具，通過一天的工作的關鍵。應該藏好，以防萬一你需要發送一個消息或打破尷尬的沉默。

你可以得到單次削弱武器不足10美元，和足夠的彈藥，讓你即使在辦公室經理來沒收了幾輪。在更為根深蒂固的作戰態勢，重型武器有點昂貴的削弱。黑暗的世界被改裝為優化射擊速度和有效范圍。Nerf的武器是最開始的地方，沒有一個在你的辦公桌已經你應該得到它。

無人機大戰

這讓辦公室里的每個人都有足夠的噪音來打擾大家，但是當他們停下來看看你正在做的是什么心情改變的時候，你會很開心。最好的事情是大多數辦公室來完成這是鸚鵡無人機。直升機可以驅動只是在辦公室的任何智能手機或平板電腦，所以任何人都可以把它撿起來，享受自己。

AR無人機配備了一個攝像頭，你可以使用記錄的事情與人在對方的辦公室，從應用程序中的所有控制。填充套管，防止撞到任何人或任何事而飛在室內，你可以刪除這個填充，當你把它和外面飛在得到更多一點創意。這很難想象一個很好的理由不在辦公室有一個。

下一項我們可怕的辦公室玩具名單的戰士是相等的部分危險和令人難以置信的。有時你有更多一點的時間來殺死的人比其他人在這種情況下它；昏暗的燈光和掏出1W超級激光從邪惡的激光器的大。他們使這個光劍大小的多種顏色的激光，甚至在他們的最低設置他們很聰明，足以造成對眼睛的傷害。這最好使用到這種激光器的特殊眼鏡，但一旦你的各種樂趣都可以。

只要你不小心放火，你可以創造一些真正的冷光顯示甚至在光天化日之下。同時，邪惡的激光器銷售和實際光劍的附件，讓您漫步在辦公和展示在鍵盤的猴子的休息你的明顯優勢。

神奇等離子球

最后，有一塊你的童年，真的是在你的辦公室。每一個你認識的人都會微笑，因為他們與它互動，無論發生什么事。你可以玩它，當你再打電話，或者當你在任務之間。不朽的等離子球是一件有趣的事情，每一個辦公室設置。他們幾乎都是廉價的，除非你選擇一個更大的版本，他們中的很多人現在甚至USB供電。它們可以用作書桌配件或水冷卻器的愚蠢。幾乎總是被認為是無害的娛樂方式，而找你麻煩，可能比我們名單上的其他東西少。

不乏其他有趣的、好玩的東西都在辦公室，謝天謝地很少有人有什么要做的實際工作。